As embarrassing as this is to admit, we secretly find Bravo’s Real Housewives programming pretty entertaining. What can we say, we’re suckers (especially Steinthal) for horny MILFs who dress and act like they’re still in high school. While most of them are awful, there’s one we’ve grown specifically fond of: NYC Housewife and Playboy Cover girl Kelly Killoren Bensimon. For a 41-year-old, that is one slammin’ body. Believe it or not, she actually eats (and tweets about it!). Here’s proof in the form of today’s Friday Fives (we gave her an extra pick since we refuse to consider the Boom Boom Room a restaurant).
Kelly’s “Perfect For” Picks
Classic NYC Establishment
21 Club (21 West 52nd St.) – “I went there for one really special night and I will never forget it.”
Buffalo Wing Fix
Atomic Wings (Multiple Locations) – “It’s the staple of my bad girl diet.”
Dinner with the Parents
Le Bernardin (155 W 51st St.) – “Eric Ripert ‘catered’ my wedding.”
Chronic Brunch
Paradou (8 Little West 12th St.) – “Has amazing food with delicious brunch drinks that never end.”
Action at the Bar
Boom Boom Room (848 Washington St.) – “It’s what New York is supposed to be; exciting, chic and fun.”
Celebrity Sightings
Avenue (116 Tenth Ave.) – “It’s fun to watch people act like they’re somebody, when they already are to someone else.”
Kelly’s Twitter People
@marlonlwayans – He was in white chicks, favorite movies of all times, hilarious.
@jimmyfallon – He’s wry, fun, and clever.
@bonniefuller – She has the inside scoop on bogus celebrity gossip that everybody loves to know and doesn’t really care about.
@revrunwisdom – Amazing insight.
@foodbank4nyc – While we’re reading they are feeding.