Amidst an incredibly fast moving New York City restaurant scene, Le Colonial feels old. It’s a well established Midtown East mainstay, but just the fact that you’re on this site right now has us betting that you don’t know much about it. This is the kind of place that people find out about from their 2004 hard copy of Zagat, not the internet. I’ve never seen the actual Zagat entry (didn’t want to spend the $14 for Yelp on paper), but I can pretty much guess how it goes. “Delicious food” in a “colonial French/Vietnamese setting” with “friendly service” and “a hip and sexy upstairs lounge”. Sexy upstairs lounge you say? Tell the babysitter we’re going to be home late.

So why did we end up spending valuable time and hard earned money evaluating a place nobody is talking about? An expert. A friend of ours who was born in Saigon and raised in Cali had heard great things and been aching to stack it up against mom’s cooking. We jumped at the opportunity to bear witness to proper judgement, and came away with the following conclusion: Le Colonial is legit. Yes it’s expensive, and yes it feels a little stuffy. But the food is delicious, (mostly) authentic, and the service is great. So now that you’ve heard about it here, go eat at Le Colonial and help it get some cool back. We’re sure they would appreciate it.

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When our office has a show on the LES, everyone always wants to hit Georgia’s for some BBQ. For the sake of this website, I deny the people what they really want so I can selfishly try something new that we haven’t already written about. This plan has a tendency to backfire when the new place sucks and I’m left with unhappy dinner companions who are pissed at me for depriving them of ribs.

Bia Garden is definitely a place I’d go back to, I just wouldn’t eat. The back Outdoor/Patio Situation is a good hang and a dope spot to meet friends for beers. The tunes were straight off what could have been my own personal iPod. Choice selections from Muse, The Verve, Pearl Jam, Cold War Kids, Silversun Pickups, Franz Ferdinand and Band Of Horses fueled a solid two hour music debate about the merits of each band and whether they’ll matter twenty years from now. I really wanted to back this place, as the vibe and service were both friendly and welcoming. Sadly, the food borders on terrible. Bia tries to make up for low quality ingredients by over-seasoning Vietnamese food. A lot of their meat dishes taste like bad takeout, and they somehow make crab dumplings taste like something from midtown office catering. Also, what’s up with a beer garden being cash only? Known fact: cold bottles of beer go down easier when they’re paid for on plastic. I’m ready for these cash only places to start using Venmo so we can pay with our phones. The future is here people.

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